Bank Illinois was held up today by two cats. They came in armed, and took money from the tellers and vaults. "The odd thing about the robbery was that they only took ten dollars," says Mr. Bob, president of the bank. "I guess that's all they needed." These criminal kitties were never apprehended, but reliable sources say they needed this money to buy raffle tickets. These raffle tickets were supposedly bought to help raise money for a freshman band student at Centennial to go to Tampa, Florida next year. "Yeah, i think i saw some cats, but everyone looked the same," says alix mish mish, seller of the raffle tickets. "i wouldn't be able to pick them out of a group." If you have any information about these outlawed cats, please call Cat Stoppers at 1-800-bad-cats.
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