You may notice from these things that Georgia (jo) does a lot of really stupid stuff, whereas Virginia (grandma) doesn't. this is true because jo has no brain.
stuff grandma did-
1. she used to play the guitar
2. there is nothing else
stuff jo did-
10 (i'm doing a countdown). she thinks horses can talk
9. she eats playing cards
8. she sings hillbilly songs, and off tune, of course
7. she burps very loudly and spontainiously
6. she gave herself a spiky hair do
5. she plays with "dancing chips with brains"
4.her stomach is insanely loud, you can hear it from
across the room
3.she got in a fight with a bar of soap
2.she thinks orange jello is pretty
1. this one is very long, and it actually involves both of them. ok, once, while my grandma was taking a shower, jo started to make some toast (they eat toast a lot). when all of the sudden, the toaster caught on fire. jo, having no brain, didn't know what to do, and started freaking out. she just kept calling out to grandma, who was still in the shower. grandma heard, and came running out, completly naked. she unplugged the toaster and put it in the sink. now imagine two freaked out ladies, one being naked, running around in an apartment with a flaming toaster. a scary thought indeed. you may ask yourself, how is alix so funny, and now you know the answer, she has a very odd family. i haven't even said anything about my dad yet, but i won't go there. |
