ok, a door to door real estate agent came to our house, and we assumed this door to door real estate agent was, in fact, selling door to door real estate. so my dad said "duh, we don't need one, we got one right here" but, he wasn't selling door to door real estate. the REAL ESTATE AGENT was simly just handing out COOKBOOKS. what sens does taht make. one might assume (that one being my dad) that in cookbooks handed otu by door to door real estate agents, the would be an explaination of how to cook houses. but there wasn't. we all know you can't cook houses, simply because, there are no pots large enough. but if there were, i'd have my house well done. anyway, also in this cookbook is a recipe for "George W. Bush's blackened capital punishment recipiant" yum, sounds good. me, i'd love to eat stuff that was sentenced to the death penalty, then fried in an electric chair or somethin'. fried to a crisp in old texas's stove. yum.