Why is there a pic of a bunch of crappy houses by a river here. yeah mike, this is where you'll live. inside joke. anyway, i don't have anything to put on this page, i just wanted to let you know that i like corned beef, so i'll just stop writing.

Breaking news: my dad's arm was injured in an attack by a tribe of fruit cups living in my fridge. the doctors determined it could not be repaired, so they had to amputate. my dad is ok, don't worry, and after they got rid of his arm, he is doing good. luckily, he grew another one, so he can still work and do stuff, and not look like a freak, no offense to all the armless peeps out there.